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Trying to convince other sister to get over her fear of high heels.

Younger sister 2: Grow some balls and wear some heels!...Wait...

Whilst watching Good Charlotte on t'telly.

Younger sister 2: They're so twinny!
Saima: What do you mean?
Younger sister 2: They look so alike...especially one of them.

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Cousin: I think I was Martin Luther King in a former life.
Saima:...
Cousin: I used to think I was Notorious BIG but then I realised he died after I was born.

On the subject of Josh Hartnett

Saima: He seems a bit slow...perhaps he's from the Deep South.
Younger sister: Where's that? Essex?

Younger sister: I thought blasphemous was when someone's really fat.

Younger Sister: Those trousers are waaay to big for you. It's like you're wearing your dad's......and that your dad's fat.

Younger sister: Oh no, I've lost my hair clip!
Saima: That's the second time today! Let's retrace our steps to find it.
Younger sister: What's the point? It's probably already been shipped to Taiwan and stripped for parts.

Cousin: I think Mos Def is so good looking.
Younger sister: You must be Mos Blind.

"It's weird when you're searching for stuff. That's when you realise people are such losers, making websites about vegetables and stuff." (My 12 year old sister whilst doing homework for her Food class at school.)

Which brings me rather loosely onto the subject of mobile phones. I love my phone but it fails in one area, I can't take pictures in the dark. Samsung have remedied that problem and released the Samsung SGH-X600 with integrated flash and night mode. I'll wait however until Nokia bring out something similar. I've never had a mobile phone that wasn't a Nokia and I'm not about to start now.

I think I may finally have evidence that suggests that my sister is in fact my sister and not an alien imposter.

She says disappointedly whilst watching Hobby and Craft Day on QVC, "Oooooh, I wish it was Craft Day every day..."

Me too kiddo, me too.