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I nearly bumped into Rich Hall yesterday. He seemed a bit lost at the train station, frantically looking at the departures board and badly disguised in an Cubs baseball cap. I would have gone up to him and told him how much I enjoy his appearances on QI but he looked terribly grumpy and I didn't want to be on the end of a scathing sarcastic retort from him.
That would have made a more interesting story however so perhaps next time I will. Anything for you, dear reader.
Trying to design templates in MT4 is like wrestling with Russian dolls. Widgets inside modules inside templates inside a cuckoo clock. Had this been 2002, when I had more time on my hands, I would have fought on but I'm tired and may be ready to say goodbye to Movabletype. Yeah, I said it.
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Meanwhile, a rather unconvincing transexual on Jerry Springer is fighting for her man who has a peroxide blonde mohawk and terrible dress sense. More importantly he keeps referring to her as a "him". That's just rude. Jerry, Jerry!
The Brother From Another Series. My new favourite Simpsons episode. Starring Kelsey Grammar and his on-screen brother Niles. Need I say more?
New episodes of The Sopranos AND Graham Norton? I want E4!!!
I couldn't agree more. There's nothing more sickening than a bunch of walking talking dictionaries with the problems of 30 year olds. And as for Joey....if the wind blows, you're face'll stay that way ya know.
Extracts from the over 70s Jerry Springer Show last night:
"You're having an affair with two women?!?....And her with the walker?!?"
"When he doesn't want to speak to me he just takes his teeth out...."
"How you gonna do her Pop? Get on her scooter with her?"
"All the good men my age are in Normandy, France. They went over in World War II and we were left with this crap!"
Whilst watching the Channel 4 programme Great Estates the other day (yes, I was extremely bored) I totally fell in love with this place. It wasn't so much the palace, that plays home to the Duke of Marlborough, that I loved but the grounds in which it is located. Definitely a place I'll visit during the summer when the The Pleasure Gardens, Marlborough Maze and Butterfly House are open. Anyone care to join me?
Life is full of bitter ironies. Like that time I missed my favourite programme, 'The 11 o'clock Show' because it was on at 10.20pm.
