August 26, 2002

Acetic Goodness

Vinegar is the best condiment. It can make most foods twice as tasty. But one thing it does that I don't wholly agree with is burn the hell out of my eyes as it evaporates when used in cooking or sprinkled on extra hot chips.

I still love you though.

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August 25, 2002

Mystery Linkage

Why am I getting a pachillion hits from the Daypop Top 40? My site's not even linked from there. Hmm, curiouser and curiouser....

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August 24, 2002

This isn't a dream

My new favourite exploding dog picture.

Posted at 11:52 PM

Dutchbint Forums

"I'm an insomniac agnostic dyslexic.

I lie awake at night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.... "

-found on the dutchbint forums

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Angry Flower

Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, you idiots.

Posted at 10:12 PM

Kewl

What is up with that? I can understand short cuts and abbreviations. U instead of you, r instead of are. I'll even tolerate lol for Christ's sake. But kewl?! It is just a deliberately misspelt word the same length as its original! It's not shorter so the 'saving time' argument doesn't work. And it's not hip, believe me. And it's not 'cool'.

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August 22, 2002

Taste Buds

How can this be? I like chocolate Pop Tarts better than strawberry Pop Tarts? But I never prefer the chocolate variety over the strawberry one of any food product. Something is amiss!

What happened to me man? I used to be such a party animal. Now I can't stay up after 2am without getting the shakes. And then feeling incredibly rough the next day. I refuse to believe that I'm getting old or something.

p.s. I am classed under 'Other Brownies'. Don't you realise I am a category all by myself? File me under something more appropriate. Something sexy. Also I like the fact that everyone who isn't 'Injun' or 'Brownie' is a person...implying we are not?

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August 20, 2002

Soham Tragedy

There has been an electronic book set up to leave your messages of condolence for the families of Holly and Jessica.

More information about the tragedy:
Press releases from Cambridgeshire Police
Timeline of events

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August 19, 2002

Guinness World Records

Guinness World Records:

Youngest DJ: 8 years, 70 days
Richest Person Ever: John D Rockefeller
Fastest Rap Artist: Rebel XD
Smallest Nightclub: 8ft x 4ft x 8ft

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The Dumbest Link

Anne: A device used to search for content on the internet is called a search what?
Dumbass contestant: Warrant?

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August 18, 2002

Microscopic Cracks

I read somewhere that chewing ice creates micro cracks in your tooth enamel. But it's still so hard to resist.

Posted at 8:04 PM

August 16, 2002

Halal Guide

Here's a guide to halal restaurants and shops around the globe. Handy.

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Salman Khan is a Prat

It's not enough that he has ruined countless Bollywood movies. He has now moved on to Hollywood. Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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The Big Book of British Smiles

Nice bit of stereotypical twaddle! Hurrah.

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August 9, 2002

Woohoo

I'm off on an adventure with my homies. Get in touch via e-mail, I'll make an effort to check my inbox. Alternatively, call!

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August 6, 2002

Quality, Value and Crap.

I think I may finally have evidence that suggests that my sister is in fact my sister and not an alien imposter.

She says disappointedly whilst watching Hobby and Craft Day on QVC, "Oooooh, I wish it was Craft Day every day..."

Me too kiddo, me too.

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August 3, 2002

Saima, Private Eye

Woah, all this because of me! Haha okay not because of me but I had some part in it! I'm a shameful glory hunter and should be shot. Seriously though, I hope that was a good lesson to the thief.

Also:
World's Longest Single Word Domain Name. There's a hyphen in it though.
The other day I typed in a URL wrong and was told to either refresh or visit this page. What gives?
Adventures of BOB.

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August 2, 2002

Party Time

It's that time again. Time to suggest tracks I can play at a party this month. I need stuff that will get people dancing. Doesn't matter what genre or even what language the songs are in. So suggest away!

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