August 26, 2002
Acetic Goodness
Vinegar is the best condiment. It can make most foods twice as tasty. But one thing it does that I don't wholly agree with is burn the hell out of my eyes as it evaporates when used in cooking or sprinkled on extra hot chips.
I still love you though.
Posted at 6:36 PM
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August 25, 2002
Mystery Linkage
Why am I getting a pachillion hits from the Daypop Top 40? My site's not even linked from there. Hmm, curiouser and curiouser....
Posted at 4:29 PM
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August 24, 2002
This isn't a dream
My new favourite exploding dog picture.
Posted at 11:52 PM
Dutchbint Forums
"I'm an insomniac agnostic dyslexic.
I lie awake at night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.... "
-found on the dutchbint forums
Posted at 10:46 PM
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Angry Flower
Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, you idiots.
Posted at 10:12 PM
Kewl
What is up with that? I can understand short cuts and abbreviations. U instead of you, r instead of are. I'll even tolerate lol for Christ's sake. But kewl?! It is just a deliberately misspelt word the same length as its original! It's not shorter so the 'saving time' argument doesn't work. And it's not hip, believe me. And it's not 'cool'.
Posted at 6:29 PM
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August 22, 2002
Taste Buds
How can this be? I like chocolate Pop Tarts better than strawberry Pop Tarts? But I never prefer the chocolate variety over the strawberry one of any food product. Something is amiss!
What happened to me man? I used to be such a party animal. Now I can't stay up after 2am without getting the shakes. And then feeling incredibly rough the next day. I refuse to believe that I'm getting old or something.
p.s. I am classed under 'Other Brownies'. Don't you realise I am a category all by myself? File me under something more appropriate. Something sexy. Also I like the fact that everyone who isn't 'Injun' or 'Brownie' is a person...implying we are not? 
Posted at 2:12 PM
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August 20, 2002
Soham Tragedy
There has been an electronic book set up to leave your messages of condolence for the families of Holly and Jessica.
More information about the tragedy:
Press releases from Cambridgeshire Police
Timeline of events
Posted at 5:38 PM
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Posted at 1:20 PM
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August 19, 2002
Guinness World Records
Youngest DJ: 8 years, 70 days
Richest Person Ever: John D Rockefeller
Fastest Rap Artist: Rebel XD
Smallest Nightclub: 8ft x 4ft x 8ft
Posted at 7:29 PM
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The Dumbest Link
Anne: A device used to search for content on the internet is called a search what?
Dumbass contestant: Warrant?
Posted at 6:32 PM
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August 18, 2002
Microscopic Cracks
I read somewhere that chewing ice creates micro cracks in your tooth enamel. But it's still so hard to resist.
Posted at 8:04 PM
August 16, 2002
Halal Guide
Here's a guide to halal restaurants and shops around the globe. Handy.
Posted at 10:57 PM
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Salman Khan is a Prat
It's not enough that he has ruined countless Bollywood movies. He has now moved on to Hollywood. Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Posted at 4:02 PM
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The Big Book of British Smiles
Nice bit of stereotypical twaddle! Hurrah.
Posted at 3:19 PM
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August 9, 2002
Woohoo
I'm off on an adventure with my homies. Get in touch via e-mail, I'll make an effort to check my inbox. Alternatively, call!
Posted at 5:56 PM
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August 6, 2002
Quality, Value and Crap.
I think I may finally have evidence that suggests that my sister is in fact my sister and not an alien imposter.
She says disappointedly whilst watching Hobby and Craft Day on QVC, "Oooooh, I wish it was Craft Day every day..."
Me too kiddo, me too.
Posted at 8:21 PM
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August 3, 2002
Saima, Private Eye
Woah, all this because of me! Haha okay not because of me but I had some part in it! I'm a shameful glory hunter and should be shot. Seriously though, I hope that was a good lesson to the thief.
Also:
World's Longest Single Word Domain Name. There's a hyphen in it though.
The other day I typed in a URL wrong and was told to either refresh or visit this page. What gives?
Adventures of BOB.
Posted at 11:14 PM
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August 2, 2002
Party Time
It's that time again. Time to suggest tracks I can play at a party this month. I need stuff that will get people dancing. Doesn't matter what genre or even what language the songs are in. So suggest away!
Posted at 5:25 PM
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