Einstein must be rolling in his grave.

So today, in a moment of genius, my very own tell-the-children-quotable-for-years phrase popped into my head. Out of nowhere.

I give you:

To be weird is a curse but being normal is worse.

Learn it, live by it. A-thank you.

Still on the food theme, I'm watching Delia's new show and laughing that they have Bjork music playing in the background. Hadn't pegged her as a Bjork fan.

The verdict: not bitter, not too sweet. By far the best orangey-type thing I've had since Orange and Passionfruit flavoured J2O.

Web Anil, I feel one millionth of your pain.

Turns out I didn't create "coolio". So I traded the creator of "coolio" for "darnsarnit" which is much more awesome.

"You ate all the bakar khani? Darnsarnit!"

"Someone stole my Toblerone. Darnsarnit!"

"I'm overusing the phrase darnsarnit. Feck."

First of course, we had to choose an Obscure Tube Stop for another round of the Obscure Tube Stop Game. We chose St. James's Park and what a glorious day for a walk in the park and a natter on the park bench whilst watching the wildlife.

 As we were walking around, Buckingham Palace kind of snuck up on us, as royal palaces tend to do, so we spied on the guards to see if Snowflake recognised any of them from her Armed Forces days.

We eventually got to Leicester Square and there were mobs of people. Okay, London is a busy place but I have never seen so many people. We walked, nay slow shuffled around the various stalls (curiously there was one selling lost children) and displays and then decided we were hungry. Lee Ho Fook is our favourite restaurant in Chinatown (they do awesome Kung Po prawns) but what with the queueing to get in, waiting for the other starter we ordered and the general poor service we may have to try another one next time. All around the whole food experience was about two and a half hours long.

We finished the day off watching the fireworks display (noisiest fireworks ever) and then headed home.

Good trip, my man!

That would have made a more interesting story however so perhaps next time I will. Anything for you, dear reader.

Now to tackle all the things I was putting off until The Post Exam Years:

1) Learn to play the piano

...ummm...I forget the rest. I should have kept a list.

In other news, Condoleezza Rice scares me. If we had a staring contest, she would win. Mainly because she could kill me with her Death Stare.

I didn't know till I Wiki'd it (is that now a valid verb?) that pine nuts isn't just a clever name. They actually come from under the little flaps on a pine cone. Well, I never.

So why is such a labour intensive nut so popular? I surveyed several people (okay, one people...person, So So, while he was eating pine nuts):

"Umm..I don't know...I just hadn't had them for ages so I thought I'd try them. They're not that great actually."

So, yeah. Mystery solved.

Hi Wordpress?

Meanwhile, a rather unconvincing transexual on Jerry Springer is fighting for her man who has a peroxide blonde mohawk and terrible dress sense. More importantly he keeps referring to her as a "him". That's just rude. Jerry, Jerry!

I had to tell you about the last night hence the break in radio silence. I went to see A Seriously Funny Attempt To Get the Serious Fraud Office In the Dock! and the line up was heavenly:

Russell Brand
Mark Thomas
Omid Djalili
Mark Steel
Ed Byrne
Josie Long
Robin Ince
Stewart Lee
Jo Caulfield
Simon Amstell
Phil Nichol

Yep, Stewart Lee. I finally got to see my favourite comedian live and it was awesome. Though everyone else was outstandingly funny too and had me in fits of laughter throughout.

That wasn't the end of it however. There was a surprise special guest...Billy Bailey! Gosh, could it have been any more perfect?!