Recently in People Are Annoying Category

Upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs....can't anyone else get the goddamn door for a change?

If there's one thing I can't stand its gossipers. And unfortunately they're proficient in this neighbourhood. They'll 'prove' to you that so-and-so is going out with so-and-so...how? Well because their friend's cousins dog's wife's nephew saw them together of course. What more evidence do we need? They'll gather around at someone's house, ready, steady, go! And they're off, talking relentlessly about things that shouldn't concern them. Making other people's business their business is their speciality. Sorry, rant over. But before I go, did your hear about so-and-so.....

Don't let happiness fool you. Just when you think everything's going well, you're content with your life, you've just got over all the horrible things that have happened to you, don't worry, something will be around the corner to kick you to the ground again. You have been warned.

I'm in one of those moods today where a "Hi Saima!" is provoking a "What the hell do you want from me?!?" reaction. And when someone pronounces a word wrong I'm wanting to scratch my eyes out. I would attribute it to stress but I have a few days off from work and nothing to worry about. Well I'm going to try and wash this mood away with a shower. The hot water best be working or all hell will break loose.

You know those people who phone you and don't have a damn thing to say? They should be shot basically. I have this 'person' who phones me and keeps me on the phone for hours literally, and the conversation reaches such climatic highs as "So how's the weather over there?" Knock me down with a feather, I cant stand the excitement. It's times like these when I have to use the old 'YEAH MUM, DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?" trick when I know full well my mum's 10 miles away shopping (hopefully for a caller ID unit).