YS Chronicles: Tranny

Being macho about heels!? I don't like the easy way she plays with cultural conventions, just because the existing ones are illogical. Get her into line before she mocks us all!

heels? sounds familiar! wedding season, right?

Buy some Viagra, it's great and good for you, add it to your Alpen and wake up to another glorious day.

Wedding season indeed...the big day looms :)

let me know if you get cold feet! no, not *those* cold feet, a bit late for that, but all of a sudden i got soooo nervous that my feet went really really cold! i'm sure you'll have a great day especially with YS not far away, hope to see some pics...

I'm worried about sweat patches more like! Lady like eh? ;) Will post pictures.

Can you post some pics of the menu as well as the sweat patches?

nah, that's the least of your worries. the only hassle you might get is shine so keep some powder or blotting sheets in your oh so tiny purse! the last thing you want to look on wedding photos is shiny, innit! you're gonna be fine!

Sif: Will do!
b: Good tips, cheers!

I find it rather alarming that my wife is receiving make up tips on a thread entitled 'Tranny'!?

There's room for only one Adam's apple in this relationship...and remember dear, don't eat that apple as it just might get us kicked out matrimonial heaven ;)

I don't know what that means, but I love a good ol' Quranic reference

Please also be taking pictures of eligible young ladies. Thanking you please. Don't over do it with the make up, So many brides look like Cruella De Ville nowadays.

What kind of gal are you looking for? Ooh, exciting, this could be the first match made on Saima Says!

OK you asked for is missy-soon-to-be mrssy I am quite clear on this:
- Funny and serious without being schizo
- Not shouty
- Doesn't make drama out of a crisis
- Well fit
- Is clear about what is fair
- Lively
- Imaginative
- Scrupulously honest
- Has common sense
- Not jealous/insecure/neurotic
- Down to earth
- Doesn't wallow on problems tries to find solutions
- patient
- err well fit

Out of these the key are:
Is clear about what is fair,lively and fun, well fit.

If you can get the candidates to line up at the wedding when you take the photo that would be convenient.