Why Darth Vader Wears a Mask

God bless irony

Someone pointed this out to me a few days ago:

http://p085.ezboard.com/fbase37sdiscussionfourmnatalieportman.showMessage?topicID=8827.topic

After you see these pics you just know you're going to flail your arms uncontrollably and scream 'PADME, NOOOOOOOOOO'

oh what a big heart he has got, and its showing too!

When he see's what you've done with his picture...
He is gonna be MAD!
I think he still is beautiful, he makes a very pretty lady.
His name would be Sandrine, he would wear a gypsy skirt and wear a pin in his curly locks.
Brilliant.
Good jokes
Well done Saima!
But not very happy as i appreciate him as a man.
xxx

It doesn't matter if your face has been carved by angels, no woman can get away with a hairstyle like that. Sort it out Portman!

In Hayden's defence

Hayden Christensen reminds me of a young me, that is my sis used to dress me up like a girl. It ruined my life and haunts me to this day. Nothing scares me like the site of eyeliner or Rimmel no.5. I stil have shoulder pad scars from the dresses she made me wear...Doctors said they'd heal but...:(

And what I don't understad is why she'd dress me like those mainstream clowns on TV, why couldn't she dress me like a conservative Joan Baez capture the transcending radiance of Joni Mitchell in me, that would've been so pleasant...oh no, I fear I've said too much...Anyone see the game?

oooh, nearly forgot the obvious Movie Trailer:
'Oliver Twist is back...And this time he's gay'

Is that not Ashton Kutcher?

Nope, but Hayden looks like he's just realised he's been Punk'd.

omg!!! youngest sister!! how can u like this, how can i put it "poof". hes wearin more make-up than i wear....u disgust me!!