Wedgie

Ah Wedgie remedies or 'wemedies' (oooh, I've gone a bit David bellamy/ Johnathan Ross there). Well AMJ (American Medical Journal) tackles this issue threefold:

Standard Wedgie: You can jiggle around, starting the motion from your knees and more vigorously at the hips until 'things' settle back to there orignal positions

Atomic Wedgie: Don't move, not an inch, just ask the nearest person to bring some precision wire cutters.

Atomic Wedgie whilst wearing a thong: Call the fire brigade, alert the lacerations unit at your local hospital and may god have mercy on your soul.

Just dig the bitch out, public private... Who cares?!

funny you mention this.. because JUST today... me and my friend saw this girl walking ahead of us... swaying.. from side to side... and i'm talking about.. a very exaggerated prostitute walk here.. then we realized that she had a wedgie... and was probably just trying to get it out.. i guess she could've been a little more discreet about it though...

In Uzbekistan, they make you wear a thong as punishment. Probably.

yeah I hate it when you get those wedgies that go all up in your priviets and your in class and cant dig it out without anybody noticing and everytime you move it pulls your hairs and it huts like crap and if you ever got the chance to dig it out you probably couldnt with out taking off your pants because they are so tight

Ah, my favourite TLA: TMI :)

I agree with Taz Man!
Just take it out. Otherwise you'll be grumpy all day like Saima.... maybe that's not the wedgie?