Introducing Ms. Curmudgeon

Things that are on my "What would I put into Room 101" list today just because I got out of the wrong side of bed (plus it's month-end):

• Bad table manners. The practice of eating with forks has existed for a long time so unless you grew up in the 16th century there's just no excuse to have food on EVERY SINGLE BIT of your hands.


• High pitched voices.


• The word "stock".


• Green pens.

Bullet-pointed lists.