Boom boom

By Saima on May 27, 2002 2:36 AM | 2 Comments

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Rebecca | May 27, 2002 5:42 AM | Reply

Hahaha. :)

Nick | May 27, 2002 8:24 AM | Reply

Your jokes are nearly as bas as mine.

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