Ever wonder about those people

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematics that might prove
helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you
close,

attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far A R S E K I S S I N G 1 18 19 5 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =
122%

or even simple B R O W N N O S I N G 1 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 9 14 7 =
149% will take you!

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Ammar said:

Oh Saima! what would we ever do without your scientific explanations!

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