I was thinking about how

I was thinking about how sorry I feel for employees of Deloitte & Touche. I mean that's one of the Big Five Firms. So you're thinking "Hey, I'm cool, I'm hip, I'm rolling in the big dollars baby!" (Although that would be rather unfortunate 'cos you're in England). And so someone asks you what job you do etc. "Hey I'm cool, I'm hip, I'm rolling in the big dollars at Deloitte & Touche!" "Where?" comes the reply. Exactly, that's the only one people don't know about! You don't feel so cool and hip no mo'. You should have taken the job at Ernst and Young. And stop using cool and hip, that's so 1995.