April 2001 Archives
Is there a doctor in the house?
The 25-year-old star apparently screamed: "Do you want me to sue you? Do you want me to take you to court? I have a clean-living image to protect and I don't want to be filmed smoking a cigarette."
According to the newspaper, the chart-topping Spice Girl tried to get the cameraman to hand over the film, but he refused and told her: "Look darling, if you want to have a healthy image, here's an idea - give up smoking."
This is quite addictive and you find yourself reading through ALL of them.
Woman 1: Wow, now that's an interesting piece you have up there. Very avant-garde....what is it called?
Woman 2: My uterus.
Woman 1: Because it symbolises a woman's struggle in the 21st century, balancing her career and home life?
Woman 2: No. Because it's a picture of my uterus.
This takes me back, way back. We've always been a Nintendo household. We had the Nintendo, Super Nintendo and now the Nintendo 64. Considering buying any other console would be kind of blasphemous. Mario rocks!
WAR, hoo, yeah, what is it good for?....making t-shirts apparently. They are rather good though.
TOFADEC recommends kitsch design, 740 creative and eviltwin.
The best archives I've seen.
I hate when people confuse irony with sarcasm.
Visit. (Too tired to elaborate.)
All you could hear at work today were "OOOOOHS!" and "AAAAHS!" It wasn't what you think you filth bucket, just us browsing through this rather disturbing site.
Did you know Dan from Eastenders was in Cliffhanger? You do now. A man of many talents, he can play a cockney bad guy and a...cockney bad guy. The thing that disappointed me most about Cliffhager being on TV the other night was that it was on at 11.45pm. 11.45pm?!!? Isn't that time slot for black and white movies, GCSE Bytesize and soft porn? Or so I've heard anyway.
I want your nutshells, now.
We all cried when six.nu disappeared. But never fear, felisha.com is here!
Just as I was about to blog about them!
It's one of those days. You know the type. You'll do anything but get your head down and study. All of a sudden washing your car seems ever so appealing. You've wanted to clear your bedroom out for months, why not do it now? The laundry has never looked so good and those dishes definitely won't wash themselves. WHY WON'T I STUDY??!?! I guess I just have to hammer in the fact that I have to pass these exa......is that a dirty plate I spy?.....
Everything you wanted to know about blogs.....ever!
Thank God Vodafone have improved their website. It was ugly and not very user friendly before. Now all they need is a way to top up your credits from the internet using a credit/debit card and I'll be set.
Update: You can, you can!!
Yeah, but it's so pwetty though.
Ever sung along to gansta rap records and wondered how many social groups you were actually offending? Well fear no more with this rap dictionary. You'll be cursing along with the best of 'em.
[Thanks to Sallypoo for that 
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TOFADEC recommends avocadolite.com
Apparently, Sloth ranks at the top of my Seven Deadliest Sins chart. And my mother thought I was just plain lazy....
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The Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction,
she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse
she'll break open his head and then be his nurse
but when he's well and can get out of bed
she'll pick up the tea-pot and aim for his head.
Beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind,
crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind
she'll call him a king, then make him a clown,
raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down.
She'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man,
or make him her lackey to carry her fan.
She'll run away from him and never come back
but if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks
sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
she'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk
at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man
Tired.
Horny.
F has a rather excellent photo blog in place. Be sure to check it out.
That picture looks a lot like Robert Downey Junior...
Worth a link for the title alone.
Not much to say today because I've been busy except check this out. 20 years of MTV promo clips, hoorah.
I'd never heard of David Mckean before I came across this site whose webmaster runs dreamline.nu. Must say, I was impressed by the site and the artist's work. Then I realised it had been blogged about ages ago on one of my favourite sites. I'm not quite awake these days.
I handed in my resignation at work today, no April's Fool. I'll miss you work dudes.
